Giving advice

One thing scarier
Than when kids don't ask advice
Is when they do ask

Haikus are easy

by Jenni Finlay
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.

Refreshment Haiku

Found in an office lobby:

Good Grief!

Good grief....get to hear
more lies from our Commander
in Chief! Hey that rhymes!

by Tony Hartley, on State of the Union 2011

Ice Cream

An accidental haiku by William W. Vaughan:

Oh fried ice cream,
Delicious contradiction
Addiction ahoy

Cigar Haiku

To light a cigar
When walking in a light breeze
One must keep walking

Phil Houseal, April 2010, while trying to light a cigar during his evening walk

Let the wind fill your sails

Sometimes it's better
To let the wind fill your sails
Than use a motor

Hank "Doc" Adams, school custodian and Ph.D.