Cigar Haiku

To light a cigar
When walking in a light breeze
One must keep walking

Phil Houseal, April 2010, while trying to light a cigar during his evening walk

Let the wind fill your sails

Sometimes it's better
To let the wind fill your sails
Than use a motor

Hank "Doc" Adams, school custodian and Ph.D.

Former Porn Star

Okay there it is
Former porn star says Tiger
Owes apology

Uttered by Matt Ward while watching ESPN in Mexican restaurant 2/19/2010